Stories by smitelli

The ideal candidate will be punched in the stomach

Large Chainsaw Model

Google Calendar: This is [my dead grandmother]'s special day!

List of Chronometers on HMS Beagle

The Network Time Protocol: What Times Are It?

Akamai/Linode Status: Incorrect billing for network overages

Orangutan Popcorn Fishwife (2002)

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Texas Instruments TI-82 Calculator Emulation