Stories by gcmeplz

Nano Banana 2 Partially Passes the Seven-Legged Spider Test

Xkcd's "Is It Worth the Time?" Considered Harmful

I avoid easy things I haven't tried

Most engineers have Git aliases; what are yours?

Indexes are sorted arrays (sort of)

So, what can you do with a process ID?

Slack Is the Worst Info-Radiator

Culling Containers with a Leaky Bucket

Writing FizzBuzz in MySQL 5.7 for no good reason

Considered Harmful

Large Analytics SQL Queries Are Bad

Shell patterns for easy automated code migrations

Red and Blue Function Mistakes in JavaScript

The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité

MongoDB Performance is Disk-graceful

Bash patterns I use weekly

MongoDB Performance is Disk-graceful

Entity Component Systems: Performance isn't the only benefit

Node's AsyncLocalStorage Makes the Commons Legible

Creating an Actionable Logging Taxonomy