Stories by eatonphil

How to keep enjoying programming in a world of LLMs

Massive Parallel Imports in Neo4j Without Deadlock and Lock Contention

Watermarking in vLLM

A study of sequence weighting at scale

Query Plan Rewriting in PostgreSQL

Trust, but benchmark: How we let an AI agent optimize Elasticsearch

Data races and the limits of ThreadSanitizer in C and Go

Race-free handle inheritance, maybe

The road to ACID transactions in Cassandra 6

Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter

Why I reimplemented LVM (with worse guarantees)

Prefill vs. Decode in LLM Inference

Video game lawyer says all her clients have anti-AI contracts

UMD Computer Science Graduates Report 95% Job Placement Rate

On Comments

Pangram's Model Market Share

Chicken Scheme 6.0

Estimating Branch Probabilities

Almost consensus: ABD and the edges of quorum replication

Just One Function, 10x Faster? Reading a Rust Performance PR

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