Stories by wonger_

Sick Systems – How to Keep Someone with You Forever (2010)

Phone Pillow

A good thing about autism (2003)

I don't want to be a maintainer (2024)

Pictures are famous for their humanness, and not for their pictureness

Computer science courses that don't exist, but should (2015)

Let's move all the museums out to the airport (2015)

Interview Your Libraries (2013)

Invisible Billboard (2021)

ADHD in Adults: The Invisible Rhinoceros

How I, a non-developer, read the tutorial you, a developer, wrote for me

Poisoning Well

Where in the Data? SQL Puzzles

My phone is an ereader now

I'm Worried About Junior Developers

Reflecting on Years of Runescape (2024)

Coding Is Deciding

My AI-driven identity crisis

Compressing the Wordle Dictionary

Dropping an SQLite index for a 300x speedup (2019)

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