Stories by surprisetalk

Side-Effectful Expressions in C (2023)

LLMs predict my coffee

TV's TV (1987) & TV Games Encyclopedia (1988)

Lent and Lisp

Are GLP-1s the Cure for Drunken Rape Culture?

Speaking is quick, listening is slow

Why Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme?

Prisim Optical Connectomics [video]

Invariance, Equivariance, and Factorization

I'll probably never use Windows

Measuring progress toward AGI: A cognitive framework

Equipping workers with insights about compensation

The paddle wheel aircraft carriers of Lake Michigan

How to Kill a Commune in 8 Easy Steps

Review: Starship Troopers (1959) by Robert Heinlein

A Fuzzer for the Toy Optimizer

When the Robots Take Your Job (2024)

AI Minus Vagina

Ordered dithering with arbitrary or irregular colour palettes (2023)

Worse than kids stomping that pig's bladder (2023)

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