Stories by optimalsolver

UDASSA

The “Slicing Problem” For Computational Theories Of Consciousness

Towards A Token-Free Future In NLP (2022)

The Open-Source Wish Project: Defeating Malicious Wish-Granting Entities

This Chemical Does Not Exist

The Other Cleopatra

Towards Language Modeling With State Space Models

A Marxist View Of Tolkien’s Middle Earth

The $5000 Compression Challenge (2001)

Blaze: A high-performance C++ math library

Learning Physics With Ringworld (2010)

NYTimes Accidentally Leaked Phone Numbers Of Russian Soldiers Criticizing War

Madagascar Plan

The Hardware Lottery (2020)

The Partition Function

Sorting Pebbles Into Correct Heaps

Every Model Learned By Gradient Descent Is Approximately A Kernel Machine (2020)

Texas Records All Inmates Last Words Before Execution And Puts Them All Online

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