Stories by The-Compiler

Haskell Researchers Discover Programmer Who Gives a Shit (2010)

A Complete Guide to Lock Convoys

The Joel Test: 12 Steps to Better Code (2000)

Optimizing your talking points (2018)

Google lays off its Python team

Falsehoods programmers believe about names

But Where Do People Work in This Office? (2015)

Small stupid things that make up my dev environment

Just So Story

The 300-Year history of using 'literally' figuratively

Things you should never do. Part I

Saving Lives (2004)

What Every C Programmer Should Know About Undefined Behavior

MLGO: A Machine Learning Guided Compiler Optimizations Framework (2021)

The Value of in House Expertise

Bounds Safety: Avoiding Death by a Thousand Constructors

What Is the Hyrum’s Law? and Why Should Software Engineers Care?

Apple’s Unionized Store Wants to Start Accepting Tips from Customers

What do executives do, anyway? (2019)

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