Stories by Kernel-Panic

Uncertain Future for Marginalia Search

It ‘Felt Fishy’: Kids’ Game Operator Rebuffed Fake Data Request

Don’t scale: 99.999% uptime is for Wal-Mart (2005)

Things I would like to see in a computer algebra system

Make Free Stuff

“Super Imposter” shader: my journey to make a high quality imposter shader

Digital conditions don't mandate scale

Blamscamp: Create a Bandcamp-style audio player for selling albums on itch.io

Self-Nourishment in Times of Despair

The “Requirement Machine”, a new generics implementation based on term rewriting

Japanese-English translation in a single VRChat shader

Switter, the Twitter for Sex Workers, Is Shutting Down

The case of the mysterious --help directory (2020)

Old Man Yells at Cloud

The Conquest of Space and the Stature of Man (2007)

Speculation in JavaScriptCore (2020)

Cuttle: A design tool for digital cutting machines

Micrograph Contest

Lua's Development Style (2008)

Mary Somerville, for whom the word “scientist” was coined

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